Dr Wingnut

Month: April 2007

  • Change

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    The reality is that changes are coming . . .They must come.  You must share in bringing them.John Hersey

  • Jesse Jackson Goes to Hell

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    One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies.  He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.“I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil.  “You are on my list, but I have no room for you.  You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you…

  • Community

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    A community is like a ship; everyone ought to be prepared to take the helm.Henrik Ibsen

  • Dating norms

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    WHITE WOMENFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.IRISH WOMENFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.20th Anniversary: You both get blind…

  • Opportunity

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    Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.Henry J. Kaiser

  • Who wants to be a Millionaire?

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    NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.”It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded…

  • Being an American

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    In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin.  But…