Dr Wingnut

Month: April 2007

  • Education

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    Education should be the process of helping everyone to discover his uniqueness.Leo Buscaglia

  • The Ring

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    An older, white haired gentleman (kinda like me but with hair) walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young voluptuous girl at his side.He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.  The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old…

  • Pain

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    To render ourselves insensible to pain we must forfeit also the possibilities of happiness.Sir John Lubbock

  • Another Amazing Home Remedy

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    Have a bad headache?  Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache.An addition to the list Home Remedies via email from Bob Rosen, Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:53:39 -0700

  • Failure

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    You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call ‘failure’ is not the falling down, but the staying down.Mary Pickford

  • New Olympic condoms

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    A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.  Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.“Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “what makes them so special?”“There are three colors,” he replies, “gold, silver and bronze.”“What color are you going to wear tonight?”…

  • Wacky Web Friday

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    Two chickens settle down fighting rabbitsRant about bad writing in “The Da Vinci Code“Strange statues from around the worldFrom Good Exprience newsletter