Dr Wingnut

Year: 2006

  • Love

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    Love involves a willingness to suffer and to be inconvenienced.Lewis F. Presnall

  • Kidnapping

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the interstate.  Nothing is moving.Suddenly a man knocks on the window.  The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.  They’re asking for a $100 million ransom.  Otherwise they’re going to douse…

  • Persistance

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    A big shot is just a little shot who kept on shooting.Zig Ziglar

  • Van Gogh’s Family Tree

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    His dizzy aunt — Verti GoghThe brother who ate prunes — Gotta GoghThe brother who worked at a convenience store — Stop n GoghThe grandfather from Yugoslavia — U GoghThe cousin from Illinois — Chi-ca GoghHis magician uncle — Where-diddy GoghHis Mexican cousin — A Mee GoghThe Mexican cousin’s American half-brother — Grin GoghThe nephew…

  • Let’s squeet

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    Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true, and the tendency to miss lunch.Tim Berners-Lee

  • Personal Best Tetris Scores

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    I’m not really a gamer, but I do like to play Tetris on the Nintendo Gameboy.  Here are my personal best scores:OnLevelHighScoreDrops Total 2001/07/16 21:457067,20053667,736 2002/01/20 17:438075,60039676,019 2003/07/27 23:068073,00022073,220 2004/06/06 9084,00027684,276 2004/10/14 07:479084,00027984,279 2005/11/27 21:209084,00033784,337 I think I’m due for a new high score here sometime soon, but it becomes increasingly difficult.

  • Good Campaigning

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    George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.  After his talk he offers question time.  One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.“Stanley,” responds the little boy.“And what is your question, Stanley?”“I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade…