Year: 2006
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Mirrors
Facing a mirror you see merely your own countenance; facing your child you finally understand how everyone else has seen you.Daniel Raeburn
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Hairy mail
See the Hairy mail I sent my wife, or send your own to someone you love.We who are follicley challenged on top have to keep it somewhere you know…
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Action
Do you want to know who you are? Don’t ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.Thomas Jefferson
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Confession
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?” The Irishman said, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not…