Month: December 2006
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True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card — just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.When you are sad…
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Circumstances
The future is just as much a condition of the present as is the past.Friedrich Nietzsche
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Uh duh
I don’t think they understood the seriousness of it.Jim Hall, director of the Boise, Idaho, parks department, on firing two temporary employees at the city’s ice rink after they made a midnight fast-food run in a pair of Zambonis, traveliing 1.5 miles in the $75,000 vehicles, whose top speed is 5 MPH [Time, Verbatim, 4…
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Talent
The world is not always ready to receive talent with open arms. Very often it does not know what to do with genius.Oliver Wendell Holmes
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You Know You Are Still a Republican If …
by Jimmy LohmanYou are more upset about Brokeback Mountain than Abu Ghraib.You can’t stand Hilary Clinton’s hair but you have no problem with Tom DeLay’s.You think Global Warming is no big deal but environmentalists are a major problem.You support the “war on drugs” but think Rush Limbaugh is being prosecuted unfairly.You think professional athletes make…