Dr Wingnut

Month: December 2006

  • Feng Shui Horoscope

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    Take just a minute to take this test & see what happens!  If you are honest this tells the truth — it’s pretty good.  Write your answers on a paper, NO cheating!!  The answers are at the bottom…Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?Your first initial?Your month of birth?Which color do…

  • Genius

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    The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.Albert Einstein

  • Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challanged

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    Tourette’s Syndrome:Rudolph the %*!#^@ Red-Nosed %*!#!@ ReindeerManic:Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Schools and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…Borderline Personality Disorder:Thoughts of Roasting on an Open FireAttention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder:Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let’s Open…

  • Miracles

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    Miracles are instantaneous.  They cannot be summoned, but come of themselves, usually at unlikely moments to those who least expect them.Katherine Anne Porter

  • Sex Frogs

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    A lovely and very sexy blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet.  As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.  The sign says: “Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!  Comes with complete instructions.”The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her.  She whispers…

  • New Ideas

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    I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas.  I’m frightened of the old ones.John Cage

  • A love story

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    This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.  When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, “What did you steal?”She replied, “A can of peaches.”The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.  The judge then asked her how…