Month: December 2006
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Christmas
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.Benjamin FranklinAt Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.Thomas TusserA fool judges people by the presents they give him.Chinese Proverb
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Music
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.Victor Hugo
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Drunks
You Gotta Love Drunk People…sometimesA man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3…
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The Best Road Rage
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.The tailgating woman hit the roof—and the horn—screaming in frustration…
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Happy Chanukah
Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.Rugrats