Month: December 2006
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Hate
Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong.Unknown
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Seven Kinds of Sex, where do you stand?
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are…
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Age
A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.Unknown
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The Big Itch
Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur’s court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King’s chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed…
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Sanity
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.Rita Mae Brown
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Baby’s first doctor visit
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?“Breast-fed,” she replied.“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered.She…
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How to be a Christmas legend
I’m watching the colorized version of Miracle on 34th Street (sort of my Christmas Eve Tradition while helping Santa fill the stockings) and I’ve always wondered who the uncredited actor that plays the drunken santa was. His voice is very distinctive and I was sure that I had heard it before. I looked it on…