Dr Wingnut

Day: December 30, 2006

  • Old Age

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    Old age is just a record of one’s whole life.Unknown

  • New element

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    A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.  The new element has been named “Bushcronium.”Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.  These particles are held together by dark forces called morons,…