Day: December 27, 2006

  • Age

    A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.Unknown

  • The Big Itch

    Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur’s court.  He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King’s chief doctor.  Horatio the Physician exclaimed…