Dr Wingnut

Day: December 10, 2006

  • Future

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    There is no future in any job.  The future lies in the man who holds the job.George Crane

  • Christmas

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    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.“In honour of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.  He flicked it on.“It represents a candle” he…