Dr Wingnut

Day: December 4, 2006

  • True Friendship

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    Are you tired of those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.  You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card — just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.When you are sad…

  • Circumstances

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    The future is just as much a condition of the present as is the past.Friedrich Nietzsche

  • Uh duh

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    I don’t think they understood the seriousness of it.Jim Hall, director of the Boise, Idaho, parks department, on firing two temporary employees at the city’s ice rink after they made a midnight fast-food run in a pair of Zambonis, traveliing 1.5 miles in the $75,000 vehicles, whose top speed is 5 MPH [Time, Verbatim, 4…