Dr Wingnut

Month: November 2006

  • The customer comes second

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    Finally someone in the hostpitality business who gets it.  I bet he doesn’t expect his employees to work seventy to eighty hours a week.Meyer’s business model intentionally inverst classic capitalist priorities.  He believes that you must first meet the needs of the employees, then guests, followed by the community, suppliers and finally investors, in that…

  • Reputation

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    A good reputation is more valuable than money.Publius Syrus

  • How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb

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    Q: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?A: 10One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changedOne to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changedOne to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulbOne to arrange the invasion…

  • Love

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    Love involves a willingness to suffer and to be inconvenienced.Lewis F. Presnall

  • Kidnapping

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the interstate.  Nothing is moving.Suddenly a man knocks on the window.  The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.  They’re asking for a $100 million ransom.  Otherwise they’re going to douse…

  • Persistance

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    A big shot is just a little shot who kept on shooting.Zig Ziglar

  • Van Gogh’s Family Tree

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    His dizzy aunt — Verti GoghThe brother who ate prunes — Gotta GoghThe brother who worked at a convenience store — Stop n GoghThe grandfather from Yugoslavia — U GoghThe cousin from Illinois — Chi-ca GoghHis magician uncle — Where-diddy GoghHis Mexican cousin — A Mee GoghThe Mexican cousin’s American half-brother — Grin GoghThe nephew…