Month: November 2006
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Action
Do you want to know who you are? Don’t ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.Thomas Jefferson
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Confession
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?” The Irishman said, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not…
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Ten peeves that dogs have about humans
Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all!!!Yelling at me for barking… I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT!Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose… stop it!Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now…
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Giving thanks
I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.Ralph Waldo EmersonOn Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment — halftime.UnknownThanksgiving is a typically American holiday…. The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward…
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Happy Thanksgiving
I’ve been doing quite a bit of cooking recently and here’s a recipe I thought I would share with you for the upcoming holidays!Ingredients:1 whole chicken or turkey1 large lemon, cut into halvesSprig of rosemarySalt and pepper to tasteButter or olive oil, whichever you preferHeat oven to 350 degreesRub butter or oil over the skin…
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ANNOUNCEMENT
This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31 this week.Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees. They grow up so fast.via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 21 Nov 2006 20:35:06 -0800