Dr Wingnut

Month: October 2006

  • Buying a horse

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    This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.  “I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I’m sending him over.”The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse.  “A female horth,” the midget replies.  So the owner…

  • Ch-ch-changin’

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    The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. Aldous Huxley

  • Recruiting

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    One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Executive was tragically hit by a bus and she died.Her soul arrived up in Heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.“Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. …

  • Culture

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    You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture.  Just get people to stop reading them.Ray Bradbury

  • A cat’s reward

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    One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.The Lord says to the cat, “You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know.”The cat thinks for a moment and says, “Lord,…

  • The worse anything can be is a horrible mistake

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    Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied.Pearl S. Buck

  • Money

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    It can buy a HouseBut not a HomeIt can buy a BedBut not SleepIt can buy a ClockBut not TimeIt can buy you a BookBut not KnowledgeIt can buy you a PositionBut not RespectIt can buy you MedicineBut not HealthIt can buy you BloodBut not LifeSo you see money isn’t everything.  And it often causes…