Dr Wingnut

Month: October 2006

  • Consistency

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    You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly, too.John Kenneth Galbraith

  • It’s your Day…

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    Today is International Disadvantaged People’s Day.Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I’ve done.  I don’t care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself … You hang in there sunshine, you’re freakin’ special…via email from Tommy Z, Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:57:14 -0700

  • Petty tyranny

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    No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.Edward Abbey

  • Caution

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    We’ve got to be careful, the light at the end of the tunnel might be an oncoming train.Lou Holtz, College Football Coach

  • Proud mothers

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    Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.  The first woman tells her friends, “My son is a priest.  When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”The second woman chirps, “My son is a bishop.  Whenever he walks into a room, people call him ‘Your Grace’.”The third crone says, “My son is a cardinal.  Whenever…

  • Awakenings

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    Over and over, we begin again.Banana Yoshimoto

  • Chain Letter

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    Dear Friends,This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged women.  Unlike most chain letters this one does not cost anything.  Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.  Then bundle up the man in your life, send him…