Dr Wingnut

Month: October 2006

  • Chocolate age

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    Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway.  But, the Hershey Man will know!Your age by Chocolate MathDON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute so work this out as you read.  Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!This is not one of…

  • Progress not perfection

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    I was so mixed up I tried to be perfect at avoiding perfectionism!Kathryn G.

  • Mysteries of life explained

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    Why do women live longer than men?Are women more attractive than men?Any other questions?Why do women have two hands?Why do men have two hands?via email from Jill Lord, Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:13:04 -0700

  • I Had a Dream

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    I had a dream that I was in a burning house and the fire was spreading rapidly.George W. was there.W said, “I’ll send people in to save you!”I said, “But you started the fire!”W: “It was for your own good.”Me: “Huh??”W: “I did it for you.  It is part of My Global Initiative against Fire…

  • Commitment

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    Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach.Tony Robbins

  • Homework

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    Homework … may be the single most reliable extinguisher of the flame of curiosity.Alfie Kohn

  • A father

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    An 8-year old boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.The boy asked why he wore his collar that way.  The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father.”The boy replied, “My daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.”The priest…