Day: October 28, 2006

  • Simplicity

    If there’s a harder way of doing something, someone will find it.Ralph E. Ross

  • New Government Seal

    Official Announcement:The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!via email from…