Dr Wingnut

Month: October 2006

  • Mystery

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    I can stand what I know.  It’s what I don’t know that frightens me.Frances Newton

  • Trick or Treat

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    via email from Marlys Christofferson, Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:58:55 -0700

  • Halloween Joke

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    A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly…

  • Trust

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    Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • The breakdown

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    A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day.  So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their…

  • Happiness

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    Happiness consists of a solid faith, good health, and a bad memory.Clare Boothe Luce

  • How nice of you to notice

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    The Johnson & Johnson companies have finally noticed that not everyone is beige.  I wonder where they were in the 1960’s?This advertisement and coupon showed up in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune sometime this summer, but it got set aside and I had forgotten to put it up for comment.