Dr Wingnut

Month: September 2006

  • Hope

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    For he who has health has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.Owen Arthur

  • Only in New England

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    TemperatureWhat others doWhat New Englander’s do+60New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.People in New England plant gardens.+50Californians shiver uncontrollably.People in New England sunbathe.+40Italian cars won’t start.People in New England drive with the windows down.+32Distilled water freezes.Moosehead Lake’s water gets thicker.+20Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.People in New England throw on a…

  • Sharing

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    There is no delight in owning anything unshared.Lucius Annaeus Seneca

  • What’s your innate political ideology?

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    You’ll be asked just 10 questions, and then it instantly tells you where you stand politically.  It shows your position as a red dot on a “political map” so you’ll see exactly where you score.The most interesting thing about the quiz is that it goes beyond the Democrat, Republican or Independent.  The quiz has gotten…

  • Nature

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    Nothing happens to any man that he is not formed by nature to bear.Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

  • Thanks for calling:

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    Thank you for calling the White House switchboard.  Our new voice-activated system will help direct you to the proper office.If you are calling to complain about the mishandling of the war in Iraq, press one.If you are calling to complain about the abuse of prisoners and the White House’s endorsement of torture, press two, and…

  • Science Fiction

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    Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole history of mankind is nothing but science fiction.Ray Bradbury