Dr Wingnut

Month: September 2006

  • After all I’ve done for you

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    I can still remember my mother clutching her heart, threatening to have a heart attack and die, and blaming it on me.Anonymous

  • Japanese Banking

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    According to our inside contacts the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating.  If anything, it’s getting worse.Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.  Karaoke Bank is up for sale and…

  • Love

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    There is nothing else that can expand the human soul, actualize the human potential for growth, or bring a person into the full possession of life more than a love, which is unconditional.John Powell, S.J.

  • Warning

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    If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits, DO NOT show him your tits.  This is a scam and he is only trying to see your tits.via email Thu, 16 Aug 2001 11:50:25 -0500

  • Predictions

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    The best way to predict the future is to invent it.Alan Kay

  • Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children.Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM.  All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation…

  • Change

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    We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing.R. D. Laing