Month: July 2006

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: “So I hear you’re getting married?”“Yep!”“Do I know her?”“Nope!”“This woman, is she good looking?”“Not really.”“Is she a good cook?”“Naw, she can’t cook too well.”“Does she have lots of money?”“Nope!  Poor as a church mouse.”“Well then, is she good in bed?”“I don’t know.”“Why in the world do…

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup.  The doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.His wife…