Dr Wingnut

Month: July 2006

  • Judgement

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    Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.Albert Einstein

  • Ebonics

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    A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.  As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question that haunted me all of my days on earth… Am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?”St Peter said, “That’s a question only God can answer.”So the zebra…

  • Apparently someone agrees with me

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    We’re in the early stages of what I would describe as the Third World War, and, frankly…we don’t have the right attitude.Newt Gingrich, on NBC’s Meet the Press, July 16, 2006

  • Sanity

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    Never fight an inanimate object.P. J. O’Rourke

  • Time for ice cream

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    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”“No,” he replied, “arthritis.”via email from Chris Walsh, Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:42:23 -0700

  • Getting exercise

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    Three old guys are out walking.First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”via email from Chris Walsh, Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:42:23 -0700

  • Criticism

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    When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country.  I make up for lost time when I come home.Sir Winston Churchill