Month: June 2006
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Wal-Mart greeter
A very unattractive, nasty, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, “Are they twins?”The ugly woman snarls, “Hell no, the oldest one, he’s 9, and the younger one, she’s 7. Why… do you think they really look alike?”“Hell no,” replied the greeter. “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice!”via…
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Advice
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice and then going away and doing the exact opposite.G.K. Chesterton
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The amusing web
Spooky dancing riceInteresting music-related siteAll about “the Lohan wink“Remote-controlled plane videoMusic for one apartment and six drummersFirst lines: a sort of literacy testWatch the four-fingered DJ in actionWatch the car-shredder in actionQuickly create graphs (bar, line, area) and output them easilyTime lapse of the first day of New York’s new 5th Avenue Apple Store.From Good…
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Courage
Wherever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision.Peter Drucker
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Father and Daughter
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over…
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Pluck yew
History of the middle fingerBefore the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in! the future.This…