Dr Wingnut

Month: June 2006

  • Today’s the day

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    Thanks to you, my friends in the fellowship of the spirit, and conscious contact with a higher power, I am alive today.Thanks to those of you from whom I’ve gotten greetings today from New Zealand, Germany, Belgium, Canada; and New York, Ohio, New Hampshire, Kentucky and California in the US.A special thank you to Tommy,…

  • Medicine

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    Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.Jack Handey

  • Smile!

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    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.  He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.  I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment…

  • DiskWarrior

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    I was having a little bit of trouble with my Mac Mini locking up and being unresponsive.  Of course, the answer I got from Apple support was to back everything up, format the drive and reinstall OS X.  Because that sounded too much like a Windoze solution, and I had read the article Resuscitate an…

  • Truth

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    Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.William Penn

  • Twenty-five signs you have grown up

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    Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.You hear your favorite song in an elevator.You watch the Weather Channel.Your friends marry and…

  • Compliments

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    I can live for two months on a good compliment.Mark Twain