Dr Wingnut

Month: March 2006

  • Happy Belated Saint Patrick’s Day

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    John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.”  She…

  • Technology

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    For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.Alice Kahn

  • Cheated

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    If you go around thinking you are being cheated, life becomes very unpleasant.Felix Salten

  • Savior

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    No person could save another.Joyce Carol Oates

  • Good luck

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    I was listening to XM150 (uncensored comedy), on my way home last night when an ad for quitting drinking with hypnosis came on.  Good luck with that.  The URL is: QuitDrinkingNow.com where you can, “read more about this life changing method.”  There’s even a special “message from Wendi for members of Alcoholics Anonymous.”

  • Dumb product

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    Last night while we were watching TV, a Reynolds ad for crock-pot liners came on.Talk about a stupid product; just soak the damn thing for thirty-minutes and most everything comes out.  They are ceramic.We’ll just see if they’re still on the market by the end of the year.

  • Simplicity

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    Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.Albert EinsteinSeek simplicity, and distrust it.Alfred North Whitehead