Dr Wingnut

Year: 2005

  • True Friends

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    Having women and men we trust enough to share our deepest secrets with is a gift.  While it’s true that most of us already had friends, we seldom told them everything about ourselves.  We held back the most intimate details to protect ourselves.  We thought if they really knew us, they’d never want to be…

  • Thoughts

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    Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.Ira Gassen

  • How is your lawyer?

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    A guy phones a law office and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.”The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry but he died last week.”The next day the guy phones again and asks the same question.  The receptionist replies, “I told you yesterday, he died last week.”The next day the same guy calls again and asks…

  • Good

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    It is found by experience that admirable laws and right precedents among the good have their origin in the misdeeds of others.Cornelius Tacitus (55 AD – 117 AD)

  • Really

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    I’m not a loophole guy; the rules just don’t apply to me.Tommy, 9 January 2005

  • The Art of Unhappiness

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    Why are creative types skeptical of joy?  Because somebody has to be.It gets exhausting, this constant goad to joy.  If you’re not smiling—after we made all those wonderful pills and cell-phone plans!—what’s wrong with you?  Not to smile is un-American.James Poniewozik, Essay in Time, 17 January 2005

  • How many lawyers

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    Question: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: How many can you afford?submitted by Lesley via email from Jeff Patten, Tue, 1 Feb 2005 09:36:45 -0700