Year: 2005
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Can you be a professional?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult. But don’t scroll down until you have answered the question!How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,…
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Let’s hear it for the First Amendment!
36% Proportion of high school students who say newspapers should get government approval before printing a story.74% Proportion who say people should not be allowed to burn or deface an American flag as a political statement.Time, 14 February 2005
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Meditation
Meditation is not a way to enlightenment, nor is it a method of achieving anything at all. It is peace and blessedness itself. It is the actualization of wisdom, the ultimate truth of the oneness of all things.Dogen
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New Airline
Ya shure, Ya betcha! Dis is da latest air service to sprout up in Minnysota. Also serving Visconsin, Nort and Sout Dakota.If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran) Air, da no-frills airline.You’re all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where flyin is a upliftin experience.Dere is no first class on any Lutran Air…
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Well, well, well. Time to manage your PC
The Secret Service took my client’s hard drive and came up with the fact that it was infected.Ralph Patino, the lawyer for a Miami businessman who has sued Bank of America to recover $90,000 he says was stolen from his account after his PC was infected with a keystroke-logging virus
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Husbands
He didn’t like the casseroleAnd he didn’t like my cake.My biscuits were too hardNot like his mother used to make.I didn’t perk the coffee right,He didn’t like the stew,I didn’t mend his socksLike his mother use to do.I pondered for an answerAs I was looking for a clue.Then I turned around and smacked himLike his…