Year: 2005

  • California State Employee Handbook

    by Arnold SchwarzeneggerSICK DAYSVe vill no longer accept a doktor’s shtatement as proof of sickness.  If you are able to go to the doktor, you are able to come to verk.PERSONAL DAYSEach employee vill receive 104 personal days a year.  Dey are called Saturday and Sunday.LUNCH BREAKSkinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they…

  • Define Rigorous

    A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.H.H. Munro ‘Saki’

  • This may be therapeutic

    Ever have one of those days?  My friend Tommy sent me this link to Whack Your Boss, where Office Space meets the Sopranos.Yea; we’re going to need you to come in this weekend.  OK?No damnit, I have a life away from this place!  You need to get a life!

  • Trailblazing

    Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.Ralph Waldo EmersonUnless you are camping, where this advice is the worst possible; and most environmentally destructive.  Instead, try: Leave your camp site cleaner than you found it, and leave no trace of your presence.

  • Filmpjes

    Lejo theater: click “filmpjes” and have a ball. OK, if you must, click GB for English. (Thanks to Lee Humphreys.)Comparing skylines around the world.Bizarre kid-friendly fun (thanks to KP for the reminder)Another oldie but goodie (note, it’s sort of dark humor) “Transparent” computer backgroundsHow do you spell a raspberry?If you’ve been watching my numerous “numa…

  • Strength

    Few men during their lifetime come anywhere near exhausting the resources dwelling within them.  There are deep wells of strength that are never used.Richard Byrd

  • Hello, my name is Jeem

    Over the weekend, I took in the BBC’s “The Kumars At No. 42”–a hilarious sitcom/talk-show hybrid featuring an extended Indian family that has immigrated to London.  To help pay the bills, these fictional Kumars, incongruously, host a chat show from a television studio they’ve bolted onto their modest home in Wembley.  Real guest stars appear…