Year: 2005
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Good Fortune
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.Fortune cookie from Shuang Cheng Restaurant, 11 Apr 2005
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Sex
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.Lovemaking can burn up those calories…
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The Art of Life
All the arts we practice are apprenticeship. The big art is our life.M. C. RichardsWhere you’re from and what you do aren’t who you are. People judge you by your actions, and you judge you by your intentions; these two things are not always the same.
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Instructions on how to clean your toilet
Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.The…
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Paradigm Shifting
Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.Donella Meadows, The Global Citizen
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Maxine’s etiquette guide for rednecks
Never take a beer to a job interview.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.Its considered tacky to take a beer cooler to church.If you have to vacuum the bed it’s time to change sheets.Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will … it is still considered tacky to drive…