Dr Wingnut

Year: 2005

  • Wisdom

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    Wisdom never kicks at the iron walls it can’t bring down.Olive Schreiner

  • Nine things I hate about everyone

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    People who point at their wrist while asking for the time….  I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?  Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they…

  • RIAA

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    The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.  There’s also a negative side.Hunter S. Thompson

  • Creativity

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    To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given the chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life.  The money is the gravy.  As everyone else, I love to dunk my crust in it.  But alone it is not a diet to keep body and soul together.Bette…

  • Virgin Mobile does it again

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    My friend Bruce sent me this link (http://www.chrismahanukwanzakah.com/), the latest installment for the new holiday that I posted around this time last year.  Bruce’s email was titled, “I almost wet myself.”  You might too.You should definitely call the toll free number +1 (888) ELF-POOP [353-7667] for assistance in choosing the right phone to give as…

  • Dignity

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    … there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.Booker T. Washington

  • Little Typo

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    I got the following card in the mail the other day which had a little typo in the return address for the town of Maple Grove, Minnesota.  I thought that you might enjoy it.