Dr Wingnut

Year: 2005

  • Elder Wisdom

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    Barbara was driving home from one of her teaching assignments in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo women walking on the side of the road.As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped and asked the women if she would like a ride.  “Yes.”  After a bit of small talk while…

  • The superior man

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    The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come.  When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin.  When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come.  Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.Confucius

  • The time has finally come… Men strike back

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    How many men does it take to open a beer?  None.  It should be opened when she brings it.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?  Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.Why do women have smaller feet than…

  • Boeing 737 Safety Announcement

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    A large crack was discovered in a US Airways window frame, temporarily grounding the entire 737 fleet, for immediate inspection.via email from Charles Klopp, Thu, 26 May 2005 09:20:12 -0700

  • I lost my wine glass

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    Mother Superior calls the nuns together and says to them, “I must tell you all something….  We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.”“Praise the Lord!” says a blond nun at the back.  “I’m so tired of Chardonnay.”via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 30 May 2005 10:46:49 -0700

  • The power of fear

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    It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable.Eric Hoffer

  • Best of this is broken

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    My homage to Flickr, called “lickr“.  It’s a sort of best-of of This Is Broken…This is a must-see: “Fair Enough“, a sitcom spoof based on actual tobacco-industry documents.Silliness: click on the pig. (Thanks, Joyce!)What 140-year-old technology, still in use, is a more efficient method of wireless text messaging than SMS?  Jay Leno explains.Finally, the coolest…