Year: 2005
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Paradoxymoron
When a recovering alcoholic goes to the liquor store for boxes to pack his shit in to move from one place to another. As demonstrated in this snippet from an email I got:Every time I move I have to chuckle at how the liquor store is such my friend when it comes to supplying boxes,…
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Penis Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.After the US published the study, France decided…
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Progress
For is it not true that human progress is but a mighty growing pattern woven together by the tenuous single threads united in a common effort?Soong Mei-ling (Madame Chiang Kai-shek)
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Women’s Survey
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses!I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too fat.. 10% of women think their ass is too skinny…The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they…
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Won’t you please help?
MS 150 BIKE TOUR PRESENTED BY GMAC-RFCDuluth to White Bear Lake Minnesota; Friday, June 10 — Sunday, June 12, 2005Friends:Today through Sunday, 10 – 12 June 2005, I am going to be participating in the Multiple Sclerosis 150 bicycle tour from Duluth to White Bear Lake Minnesota. The purpose of my participation is to raise…