Year: 2005
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Mistakes
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.George Bernard Shaw
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Unfortunate Accident
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and…
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Focus
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate.Thornton Wilder
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Sacrifice
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?”“No, I had…
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Reality
Attachment is the great fabricator of illusion; reality can be attained by someone who is detached.Simone Weil
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Battle Royale
An airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he’ll…