Year: 2005
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Thoughts on Life
CowsIs it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens…
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Rumor
Keep this in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumor!In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was well known for his wisdom.One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who said excitedly, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?”“Wait a…
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Sometimes the eyes just don’t work
I was stopped at at light this morning behind a guy that had a bumper sticker on his pick-up truck topper that said. “BUDERUS Hydroponic Systems.” I thought, what a good name for a tool that a guy would use to grow dope. They always want to have the best buds, so I bet that…
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Leadership
When you’re in a leadership role, it costs you nothing to deflect credit to others whenever possible, and to explicitly include them in decisions.Albert Yu, former executive VP microprocessors Intel Corporation
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Minnesota Humor
Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, “How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?”“Just a minute,” said the busy clerk.“Vell, said Lena, “if it has to go dat fast, I tink I’ll just take da bus.”The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support. He said…
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Today’s the day
Thanks to you, my friends in the fellowship of the spirit, and conscious contact with a higher power, I am alive today. Thanks for loving me when I just wanted to die.Even when things are difficult and I find myself weak and heavy-laden, I know that I can turn to you for help. Thanks for…