Year: 2005
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Trust
You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you don’t trust enough.Frank H. Crane
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Truth
When we stop questioning it [truth], that’s when our truth becomes dogma and we have betrayed the scientific process. That all scientific truths are in some sense provisional is a strength of the process, not some kind of weakness. We must not allow ignorance of that fact to devalue it.Bob Colwell, Computer magazine June 2005,…
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Sponsorship
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He descended a bit and shouted to a man on the ground, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”The man on the ground replied, “You’re in a…
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Not good
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.Dorothy Parker
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Flowers from the boyfriend
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.Red sighed and said, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again….”The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”The redhead said, “I…
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Bush declares “Win” in “Drug War”
Washington, DC — President George Bush announced today that the US Government has won the “Drug War” and henceforth all resources devoted to preventing America’s children from killing themselves with drugs will now be devoted to killing them in Iraq while they defend us against “terrorists”.He concluded his press conference with, “We won the Cold…