Year: 2005
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Even more State Motto’s
Florida: Ask us about our grandkids, and our voiting skills.Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower that Sweden’s. And our Senators are more corrupt!Montana: Land of the Big Sky, The Unabomber, RIght-wing crazies, and Honest Elections!New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney… And no right to self defense!Ohio:…
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Simplicity
Simplicity is knowing when less is too little and more is too much. Simplity = Sanity.John Maeda, world-renowned graphic designer, artist and computer scientist at the MIT Media Laboratory.
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Two Alligators
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I cain’t unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger ‘n me. We’re the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.”“Well,” said the big ‘gator,…
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Smarter
The universe if full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.Eden Phillpotts
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Where is my bike?
A young pastor who normally rode a bike was walking despondently down the street when he came upon an older more experienced pastor.The older pastor could see his young friend was troubled deeply. “What is bothering you my son?” he asked.“Well it appears a member of my congregation has stolen my bike” he replied.The elder…
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To the dogs
BORDER COLLIES DO IT’til the cows come homeBumper sticker on the back of a dualie pickup truck with Wisconsin farm plates
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Women only parking lot
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Bloomington, Minnesota City Council has established a “Women Only” parking lot at the Mall of America.Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first…