Year: 2005
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Almost a true story
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young (hens) layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his…
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Cute
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? “Dam!”What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.What do you call Santa’s…
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Interactions
It is a piece of great good luck to deal with someone who values you at your true worth.Baltasar Gracian