Dr Wingnut

Year: 2005

  • Three tomatoes

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    Three tomatoes are walking down the street: Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato, and Baby Tomato.  Baby Tomato starts lagging behind.  Papa Tomato goes back to Baby Tomato, smashes him on the head, and says, “Catch up!”via email from John Treworgy, Sat, 9 Jul 2005 06:43:37 -0700

  • Focus

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    The way to love anything is to realize it may be lost.G. K. Chesterton

  • Personal Space

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    Tired of having all manner of cell devices interrupting your conversation while you are riding in the car, or sitting reading in the coffee shop?  Let Limor Fried show you how to build your own personal cell jamming device (Just read her thesis under the Research page) .  I guess those cards from SHHH! which…

  • Good

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    The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him his own.Benjamin Disraeli

  • A round on the house

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    A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.”  So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00.The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.”The bartender slaps the guy around a few times…

  • Hindsight

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    Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after.George Orwell

  • A touching tale

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    A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch.For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.”“Well, uh, I was thinkin’ perhaps it’s aboot time for a wee kiss.”The girl…