Year: 2005

  • Because you’re my friend

    When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.When you are scared, I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.When you are worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be and to…

  • Happiness

    A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives you roses.Chinese proverb

  • License Plate

    It took the Division of Motor Vehicles 6 months to figure out and revoke this personalized license plate: “3M TA3”Can you tell why?  See answer below.Figured it out yet?I thought you were smart.I guess not.Here is the answer…It spells EAT ME in someone’s rear view mirror.via email from Marlys Christofferson, Tue, 27 Jun 2000 10:06:29…

  • Worry

    Every time I get worried about something I say my prayers more.Jim Burns

  • Spelling Test

    After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven.  While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates.  She saw a beautiful banquet table.  Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. …

  • Laughter

    If people only knew the healing power of laughter and joy, many of our fine doctors would be out of business.  Joy is one of nature’s greatest medicines.  Joy is always healthy.  A pleasant state of mind tends to bring abnormal conditions back to normal.Catherine Ponder

  • Gregory Colbert

    The following photograph, and more of the work of Gregory Colbert was covered in the June issue of Smithsonian under the title “Animal Magnetism.”  These are extraordinary photographs that merit your attention.  You can see more of this work and a schedule of this touring exhibition at his Ashes and Snow site.  You won’t be…