Dr Wingnut

Year: 2005

  • Intentions

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    We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

  • We have a winner!

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    In the “Guy least likely to be a VP based on his executive style hair contest.”  This entry was submitted by InformationWeek in the 15/22 August 2005 issue, page 32.  Congratulations to them for providing the winning entry.The doctor has been a perpetual runner up in this contest for years.  However the doctor usually ends…

  • Agreement

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    When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.William Wrigley Jr.

  • Mars and Venus

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    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.  And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.  I have ever figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting…

  • Completeness

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    We are whole beings.  We know this somewhere in a part of ourselves that feels like memory.Susan Griffin

  • The test

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    Twelve priests were about to be ordained.  The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a flower garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.  Each priest had a small bell attached to his pecker and they were told that anyone whose bell…

  • Direction

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    Addiction is answering the spiritual calling inside us by going to the wrong address.Chris Ringer