Dr Wingnut

Year: 2005

  • New evening classes for Men

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    ALL ARE WELCOME — OPEN TO MEN ONLYNote: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:DAY ONEHOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYSStep by step guide with slide presentationTOILET ROLLS – DO THEY GROW ON THE…

  • Rage

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    People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.Will Rogers

  • Revenge is sweet, no matter how subtle

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    Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business.  Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw…

  • Privileges and obligations

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    To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.G.K. Chesterton

  • Beer

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    Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV.  One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang.  He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there.  The bug grabbed him by the collar and…

  • Understanding

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    Nothing worse could happen to one than to be completely understood.Carl Jung

  • Fireflies

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    “Females in many groups seem to prefer higher-energy courtship signals,” says Lewis.  In fireflies, females are wowed by faster or longer flashes; in some frogs, crickets and katydids, females like longer, louder or faster calls.  In other words, a female wants a mate who works hard to get her attention.Your branch or mine?  By Jessica…