2005 – Page 20 – Dr Wingnut

Expectations

Oct 13, 2005

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You want me to succeed so much.Could you understand if I failed? …Could you love me if I failed?Sister Mary Paul

Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

Oct 13, 2005

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Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry…

Neiman-Marcus Urban Legend Cookies

Oct 12, 2005

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Ingredients 2 1/2 cups oatmeal 4 ounces milk chocolate grated (Hershey Bar) 2 cups flour 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 teaspoon soda 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup butter 1 cup granulated sugar 1 cup brown sugar 2 eggs 1/4 cup water 2 teaspoons vanilla 12 oz. chocolate chips 1 1/2 cups chopped…

Purpose in Life

Oct 12, 2005

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The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.Emerson

Why we are in trouble

Oct 12, 2005

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… from a travel agent’s point of view.I have been a Travel Agent for thirty years. Following are examples of why our country is in trouble!I had a New Hampshire congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.I got a call from a candidate’s…