Year: 2005
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Golf’s Worst Foursome
Who is golf’s worst foursome?Monica LewinskiO. J. SimpsonTed KennedyBill ClintonWhy you ask? Well, you’re going to love this!Monica is a hookerO. J. is a slicerTed can’t drive over water, and…Bill can’t remember which hole he played lastvia email from John Treworgy, Fri, 14 Oct 2005 10:39:36 -0700
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Update
I’m in the process of updating my weblog software to WordPress 1.5.2 from 1.0.1, so the site may look a little funky for a few days as I work out tweaking the new framework. Please stand by…
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Impatience
Experience has taught me this, that we undo ourselves by impatience. Misfortunes have their life and their limits, their sickness and their health.Montaigne
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Katrina Jokes
President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for the victims of New Orleans however Katrina and the Waves have been told to sod off.The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumors the Mardi Gras is canceled. He says he’s expecting a record number of floats this year on Main St!Five…
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Disgusting
Time magazine reported (17 October 2005) that the union of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise is being called TomKat and that they are expecting a TomKitten.When is the press going to stop referring to couples as some kind of freakish single-celled microorganism. Don’t they have more creative things to do than think up ways to…
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Geek To Me
How I learned to stop fretting and love a computer nerdI had been going out with him for about four days. It was summer, and we were lying on a blanket in the park, shaded by the whispering leaves of a tall maple. I was trying to remember the age of a mutual friend.Without saying…