Year: 2005
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Eagle Laundry
I had to give up my second job at the Eagle Laundry. There is just no future in washing Eagles!via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:36:15 -0700
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Guidance
Let us move on, and step out boldly, though it be into the night, and we can scarcely see the way. A Higher Intelligence than the mortal sees the road before us. We do not have to strive for good, but only to go forward and possess it. Good awaits us at every step.Charles B.…
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Aussie Sensitivity
Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project – Steve, Bruce and Bluey.Steve falls off and is killed instantly.As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.”Bluey says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case…
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Breakfast
Paddy was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an English tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.Paddy politely ignored the Englishman who nevertheless started up a conversation.The Englishman snapped his gum and said, “Do you Irish people eat the whole bread?”Paddy frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his…
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Excellence
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.Helen Keller