Dr Wingnut

Year: 2005

  • All Saint’s Day

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    Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.Steve Almond

  • Not worthy

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    The next time you feel like God can’t use you, just remember…Noah was a drunkAbraham was too oldIsaac was a daydreamerJacob was a liar Leah was uglyJoseph was abusedMoses had a stuttering problemGideon was afraidSamson had long hair and was a womanizerRahab was a prostituteJeremiah and Timothy were too youngDavid had an affair and was…

  • Corruption

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    Republicans are so efficient.  It took them only 10 years in power to become as corrupt as the Democrats were after 40 years in control.William C. Stosine, Iowa City, IA; Letters, Time, 31 Oct 2005

  • Non-living things have gender

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    You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it’s often over inflated.A Hot…

  • Innovators

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    Innovators are inevitably controversial.Eva Le Gallienne

  • Identity Theft

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    This is really disturbing…apparently our drivers license info is available on the net…picture and all.  Anyways, you can also remove it…just use this link: www.license.shorturl.com.via email from Kirk Nelson, Fri, 21 Oct 2005 18:53:43 -0700

  • Thanks for being tired

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    People always say that I didn’t give up my seat because I was tired, but that isn’t true.  I was not tired physically, or no more tired than I usually was at the end of a working day.  I was not old, although some people have an image of me as being old then.  I…