Dr Wingnut

Year: 2005

  • Slime balls

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    My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.Penn Jillette

  • Together

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    Coming together is a beginning.  Keeping together is progress.  Working together is success.Henry Ford

  • Norwegian Mat Matics

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    A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.“Here’s your first question,” the foreman said.  “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.”“Without numbers?” the Norwegian says.  “Dat is easy.”  And he proceeds to draw three trees.“What’s this?” the boss asks.“Ave you got no brain?  Tree…

  • Bumper Sticker

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    I saw the following bumper sticker on my way into work this morning:The ink of the scholar is more holier than the blood of the martyr [sic]Nice sentiment which appears to be a quotation from the Koran.  Apparently many Islamic terrorists haven’t read that part.

  • The marriage counselor

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    The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married.  She goes on and on and on…Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the…

  • Bad News

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    Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.Douglas Adams

  • The Inheritance

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    Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.  So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.“Right now, I’m just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but within a…