Year: 2005
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Message for the President
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:370HSSV-0773HBush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either,…
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Pain
People have a need to feel their pain. Very often pain is the beginning of a great deal of awareness. As an energy, it awakens consciousness.Arnold Mindell
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Disease Warning
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease, “Gonorrhea Lectim” (Pronounced: “gonna re-elect him”), is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed in the prior four years.Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:anti-social…
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Hoosier Daddy?
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The following are all replies that women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father’s details. Or putting it another way… “Hoosier Daddy?”Regarding…
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Nice Guys
I learned a long time ago that in big business and big poker, there ain’t no nice guys.Carl Icahn
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Boston Globe Headline
Two boys in Boston were paying baseball when one was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog’s collar and twisted it, breaking the dog’s neck.A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the…