Dr Wingnut

Month: October 2005

  • Laughter

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    The most useless day of all is that in which we have not laughed.Sebastien R.N. Chamfort

  • Retarded Grandparents

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    After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.  One child wrote the following:We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.  They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida.  Now they live in a tin…

  • Property

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    Property has its duties as well as its rights.Thomas Drummond

  • Who’s correct?

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    The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.James Branch Cabell

  • Playing it safe

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    Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.Sam Brown

  • Eagle Laundry

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    I had to give up my second job at the Eagle Laundry.  There is just no future in washing Eagles!via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:36:15 -0700

  • Guidance

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    Let us move on, and step out boldly, though it be into the night, and we can scarcely see the way.  A Higher Intelligence than the mortal sees the road before us.  We do not have to strive for good, but only to go forward and possess it.  Good awaits us at every step.Charles B.…