Dr Wingnut

Month: September 2005

  • Bush has been reading again

    —

    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    One headline read: “12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed in Iraq.”He clenched his fist at the sad news and then asked, “Holy shit, how many is a Brazilian?”via email from John Treworgy, Fri, 23 Sep 2005 10:44:45 -0700

  • Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French

    —

    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    BATON ROUGE, LA. — The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.“This is a bold step forward for America,” said Bush.  “And America will be stronger and better as a result.  I stand here today…

  • Money

    —

    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    Money is the opposite of the weather.  Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.Rebecca Johnson

  • Love

    —

    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    I like not only to be loved, but also to be told that I am loved… the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave.George Eliot

  • Dear Dad

    —

    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.  Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.  It was Addressed “Dad”.With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:Dear Dad,It is…

  • Hate

    —

    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    Hatred is never anything but fear — if you feared no one, you would hate no one.Hugh Downs

  • Police unlock strangest case

    —

    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    By Adam DolgeBRENTWOOD – The “family jewels” of one Brentwood man recently were locked up for two weeks – literally. On Saturday, July 30, at about 3:40 a.m.  Brentwood police assisted ambulance and rescue personnel with a 39-year-old man with a padlock on his testicles.According to police, the man, who police are not identifying, was…